17 . 06 . 2013
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
10 months ago
10 months ago
16 . 06 . 2013

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

(Source: veganbutt)

10 months ago
cynicalskin:

breffski:

luftkissenfahrzeug:

clarri:

wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS 

THE PRISONER OF ALGEBRA

OMFG
10 months ago
10 months ago

erisedbadger:

thexsecretxlife:

bakerstbarricadebabe:

erisedbadger:

When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.

Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life

im sorry, but did you just refer to the SNITCH as a golden egg? 

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(Source: bowtruckls)

10 months ago
14 . 06 . 2013

chillaxton:

chucklebros:

fennecat:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

don’t cry over spilled homo

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(Source: femalemaincharacter)